Does pissing on my computer to short circuit and shut it down count as one?

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ChrisCromer 2022-08-18 22:04:37
grakata_clem 2022-08-18 21:58:43
She is pretty smart actually, but has weird opinion on some things… She is extremely intolerant to those who code on interpreted langs, for example, and sees system programming as the only true way for a coder

Let me guess, she must be old. Old professors are always like that.

grakata_clem 2022-08-18 22:04:56
ChrisCromer 2022-08-18 22:04:37
Let me guess, she must be old. Old professors are always like that.

Exactly

ItsZariep 2022-08-18 22:05:28
“learn assembly, its the only truth language program”

some random guy

JD [0/4💉] 2022-08-18 22:06:07
Magnetized needle
grakata_clem 2022-08-18 22:07:08
ItsZariep 2022-08-18 22:05:28
“learn assembly, its the only truth language program”

some random guy

She learned to code on BASIC using machine with inserting dotted cards with actual program on them inside it (idk how it is called)

ChrisCromer 2022-08-18 22:07:30
ItsZariep 2022-08-18 22:05:28
“learn assembly, its the only truth language program”

some random guy

Learn to write code in 1s and 0s, its the only true language a computer knows.

grakata_clem 2022-08-18 22:07:31
And often starts telling about it much and refers to as “sweet times”
ChrisCromer 2022-08-18 22:08:13
grakata_clem 2022-08-18 22:07:08
She learned to code on BASIC using machine with inserting dotted cards with actual program on them inside it (idk how it is called)

Which is an interpreted by the holes in the card… not a compiled language. Hypocrite.

ItsZariep 2022-08-18 22:09:28
ChrisCromer 2022-08-18 22:07:30
Learn to write code in 1s and 0s, its the only true language a computer knows.

01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101110 01100011 01101000 01100101 01110100 01110101 01101101 01100001 01110010 01100101

ChrisCromer 2022-08-18 22:10:09
ItsZariep 2022-08-18 22:09:28
01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101110 01100011 01101000 01100101 01110100 01110101 01101101 01100001 01110010 01100101

Too lazy to translate it… I am going to assume the duck is in there.

lanciagreggori 2022-08-18 22:11:32
DocFaizaL 2022-08-18 21:26:21
I don’t know any programming language

Learn POSIX shell, you’ll thank me later

capezotte 2022-08-18 22:11:35
ChrisCromer 2022-08-18 22:08:13
Which is an interpreted by the holes in the card… not a compiled language. Hypocrite.

Commodore 64 grandma

lanciagreggori 2022-08-18 22:12:38
ChrisCromer 2022-08-18 21:56:57
Your teacher is dumb. It’s still a programming language. PHP doesn’t compile either and it is known as a programming language.🤦🏻‍♂️

Fuck it, any mechanism to tell the computer to do anything is a programming language

GUIs are now a programming language

ItsZariep 2022-08-18 22:12:56
lanciagreggori 2022-08-18 22:12:38
Fuck it, any mechanism to tell the computer to do anything is a programming language

GUIs are now a programming language

time to learn scratch

capezotte 2022-08-18 22:13:27
lanciagreggori 2022-08-18 22:12:38
Fuck it, any mechanism to tell the computer to do anything is a programming language

GUIs are now a programming language

Slapping-the-box-lang is my favorite programming language

ChrisCromer 2022-08-18 22:13:49
lanciagreggori 2022-08-18 22:12:38
Fuck it, any mechanism to tell the computer to do anything is a programming language

GUIs are now a programming language

Exactly, you are programming it to do something, so hence a programming language.

ChrisCromer 2022-08-18 22:13:59
ItsZariep 2022-08-18 22:12:56
time to learn scratch

scratch isn’t a language though is it?

ChrisCromer 2022-08-18 22:14:04
programming yes, language no
ItsZariep 2022-08-18 22:14:40
i never understand visual languages, are very complicated schemes joined by lines more disordered than my PC wires
ChrisCromer 2022-08-18 22:14:53
capezotte 2022-08-18 22:13:27
Slapping-the-box-lang is my favorite programming language

Sounds like a sex position.😂

ItsZariep 2022-08-18 22:15:03
ChrisCromer 2022-08-18 22:13:59
scratch isn’t a language though is it?

idk

ChrisCromer 2022-08-18 22:15:06
Carlos is slapping the box.😂
ItsZariep 2022-08-18 22:15:09
Scratch is Scratch
DocFaizaL 2022-08-18 22:15:11
lanciagreggori 2022-08-18 22:11:32
Learn POSIX shell, you’ll thank me later

Yea,any guide from where to start

DocFaizaL 2022-08-18 22:15:24
I want to learn shell but rn medical exams going on
DocFaizaL 2022-08-18 22:15:31
Will surely do that in free time
lanciagreggori 2022-08-18 22:15:54
capezotte 2022-08-18 22:13:27
Slapping-the-box-lang is my favorite programming language

Does pissing on my computer to short circuit and shut it down count as one?

capezotte 2022-08-18 22:16:15
lanciagreggori 2022-08-18 22:15:54
Does pissing on my computer to short circuit and shut it down count as one?

Programming it to fail

capezotte 2022-08-18 22:17:19
DocFaizaL 2022-08-18 22:15:11
Yea,any guide from where to start

tldp’s old but gold guide, wooledge wiki, etc.

grakata_clem 2022-08-18 22:18:50
ChrisCromer 2022-08-18 22:14:04
programming yes, language no

Any semantic system can be a language and use building blocks other than lexemes

grakata_clem 2022-08-18 22:18:55
Like a body language
grakata_clem 2022-08-18 22:19:17
Actually, I want to tell computer what I want by a dance, this is my language
capezotte 2022-08-18 22:19:52
grakata_clem 2022-08-18 22:19:17
Actually, I want to tell computer what I want by a dance, this is my language

KinectLang

Ronard 2022-08-18 22:21:42
DocFaizaL 2022-08-16 20:06:08
finally up and running

artixlinux-497133.jpg

Ronard 2022-08-18 22:22:09
Better make your own i3 config
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